useless trivia

[TS-50]

Sent to coventry. . . . . was the old expression.

 

[Poita]

quote:Originally posted by racin jason

I have decided to take the unprecedented step(for me anyway) of not replying to another one of his posts or contributing to a topic started by him. I can only be tolerant for so long but my patience has now run out.

Thats what I was doing, but I'm having fun taking the P##s out of him at the moment. I'll get over it in a day or two.

 

[Racin Jason]

I will not directly answer anything the halfwit has to say but I didn't rule out the odd p&%s take here and there!

 

[Racin Jason]

Q. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Only one but the light bulb has to want to change!

 

[seto18]

If a woollen jumper shrinks when you wash it, why don't sheep shrink when it rains !!

 

[Nascar12]

Who keeps gloves in the glove box?
Who puts parcels on the parcel shelf?
Who sticks their foot in the boot?
Why are Beaver panels called beaver panels, when there is no resemblence to either of them?

 

[Poita]

If a Drink Waiter serves you drinks and a Food Waiter serves you food, what does the Head Waiter give you?

 

[MRJUCY]

quote:Originally posted by nascar12

Who keeps gloves in the glove box?

I do actually. A pair of Sparco mechanics gloves I used to keep them in the boot with the spare tyre but thought hey they have their own box why not use it [)]

 

[Nascar12]

Well, I stand corrected MrJUCY.

However, I was picturing the "scarfe in the breeze" type oldies, in their 1920's & 30's Bentleys, driving with the top down, to be more like the ones to have the gloves in the glove box, along side their driving goggles.


Now that's a nice look.

 

[Poita]

On The 4th of May, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00am, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

That will ever happen again.

 

[TS-50]

the word Racecar is a Palendrome

 

[jwb351]

a waterwelon is a vegetable not a fruit

 

[Racin Jason]

A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable!

 

[Car61]

quote:Originally posted by jwb351

a waterwelon is a vegetable not a fruit

a waterwelon ???


As someone else once said:

"KNOWLEDGE is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit... WISDOM is knowing that a Tomato doesn't belong in a Fruit Salad"

 

[Racin Jason]

I am a little short on the wisdom thing!

 

[Nascar12]

Ask around first before you google the answer, but what do you call a group of Porcupine's?

 

[Henry]

A pack of pricks?

 

[Nascar12]

No Henry, but I do like your answer.

They are called a "prickle of porcupine".

 

[Bigcol]

No Henry thats what you call a heap of guys wearing red shirts with Dirk Diggler pants

 

[Fordlover]

spam ey