The phone rings, in the middle of the night. My father yells what you gonna do with your life.
Sorry, I digress.
2am Monday morning. The phone rings in Perth:
Tim, sleepily, "Hello?
Roland, wired: "Hey Tim, it's Roland"
"Again? What you phoning for this time?"
"Congratulations on your weekend result"
"Huh, Saturday was good, but Sunday not so"
"No, not that. Our test day plan. Worked a treat"
"Ha ha, Yeah. That was genius Roland. We got them to waste their test day and I sent an engineer to put them way off track!"
"Sweet Tim, I've got Scott in there confusing them of course, but we have to keep on top of this as is said before"
"Yeah I agree with you. With the resources Penske has we have to do everything we can to protect our arrangement for as long as we can"
"Reckon. It was looking like DJRTP were getting serious about finding some car speed, even after I made sure they couldn't get sponsorship for a second car. I'd hoped we could keep the test day ruse for later, but I think we have been vindicated"
"Hey, Roland"
"yeah?"
"Can we win a couple more races before you take over and assume your mantle as the team that fought from behind and showed it has the greatest engineering prowess?"
"Sure Tim, It seems the public like having your team as the perennial underdogs and no-one likes us anyway so it works for both of us."
"Roland, what did you do to Volvo?"
"Ha, nothing. But I'm watching them. As long as they only have one driver I think we are safe. And it appears Volvo have the shits now that their driver has been sent home. Sabotaging their engines. Good one!"
"Sweet! But Nissan have resources and are making the right noises?"
"Never fear. The Kelly's are involved there"
"Of course. Self destruction assured!"
"Betty has come good"
"I know. I mean I convince Mercedes to keep out of it, and AMG to muck them about, but still Betty persists. Kinda impressed in a way"
"True, but we can't let that continue"
"I agree Tim. I have something in reserve there though"
"What's that Roland?"
"I'm thinking 3 cars doesn't make much sense. We might be better off if I run 4, like you. Of course I'd need a driver. What do you think? Sonny Bill Williams, or Dollar Bill Will?!!""
"Ha ha ha"
"Ha ha ha ha"
Oh daddy dear you know your still number one, but girls, just wanna have fun.
Sorry, I digress.
2am Monday morning. The phone rings in Perth:
Tim, sleepily, "Hello?
Roland, wired: "Hey Tim, it's Roland"
"Again? What you phoning for this time?"
"Congratulations on your weekend result"
"Huh, Saturday was good, but Sunday not so"
"No, not that. Our test day plan. Worked a treat"
"Ha ha, Yeah. That was genius Roland. We got them to waste their test day and I sent an engineer to put them way off track!"
"Sweet Tim, I've got Scott in there confusing them of course, but we have to keep on top of this as is said before"
"Yeah I agree with you. With the resources Penske has we have to do everything we can to protect our arrangement for as long as we can"
"Reckon. It was looking like DJRTP were getting serious about finding some car speed, even after I made sure they couldn't get sponsorship for a second car. I'd hoped we could keep the test day ruse for later, but I think we have been vindicated"
"Hey, Roland"
"yeah?"
"Can we win a couple more races before you take over and assume your mantle as the team that fought from behind and showed it has the greatest engineering prowess?"
"Sure Tim, It seems the public like having your team as the perennial underdogs and no-one likes us anyway so it works for both of us."
"Roland, what did you do to Volvo?"
"Ha, nothing. But I'm watching them. As long as they only have one driver I think we are safe. And it appears Volvo have the shits now that their driver has been sent home. Sabotaging their engines. Good one!"
"Sweet! But Nissan have resources and are making the right noises?"
"Never fear. The Kelly's are involved there"
"Of course. Self destruction assured!"
"Betty has come good"
"I know. I mean I convince Mercedes to keep out of it, and AMG to muck them about, but still Betty persists. Kinda impressed in a way"
"True, but we can't let that continue"
"I agree Tim. I have something in reserve there though"
"What's that Roland?"
"I'm thinking 3 cars doesn't make much sense. We might be better off if I run 4, like you. Of course I'd need a driver. What do you think? Sonny Bill Williams, or Dollar Bill Will?!!""
"Ha ha ha"
"Ha ha ha ha"
Oh daddy dear you know your still number one, but girls, just wanna have fun.
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