SEX

[Bigcol]

It was mentioned it was quiet around here.
Well listening to the radio today they had a lady on who had just got back from a sex seminar in Sydney.
It was quite informative.
She said that the more you have sex the healthier you are, and that's even if you're an owner-driver.

From what i understand Hoony is medically perfect, and we all know why. It's just his head that doesn't work properly.

Anyway , in Europe they say that 3 times per week is the norm for a healthy and long life.

We Aussies only do it 1.5 times per week.
So we aren't as healthy as we should be.
She even said that it relieves pain and reduces the chance of migranes. So next time your missus has a headache she hasn't got an excuse anymore.

So how many times are you doing it per week????????
No telling porky's

Don't worry about me i'm just a w@nker these days( some would say in more ways than one) till i see the girlfriend from Sydney every month.
Than i get my monthly share in a few days

 

[Henry]

quote:Originally posted by bigcol
So how many times are you doing it per week????????
No telling porky's

Don't worry about me i'm just a w@nker these days( some would say in more ways than one) till i see the girlfriend from Sydney every month.
Than i get my monthly share in a few days

Weeell, I'm married with three kids... we're not game to sleep in te same house these days!

I'd fall below the average most of the time...

 

[Nascar12]

The time of our posts would probably explain it all for a lot of us.

 

[Henry]

HAHAHAHAHA!.

I didn't think of that nascar12, but never a truer word!

 

[Bigcol]

Come on guys it's time to lift the national average.

Start calling it a health benefit for starters

 

[bjr22n]

wow, only 1.5 times a week... thats what... sex and half w@nk... how do you half w@nk?

oh well... i don;t mean to brag... but being young and beautiful i get sex on average 4 times a week... Glad to know that its all going to a good cause.

 

[Donut King]

quote:Originally posted by bjr22n

wow, only 1.5 times a week... thats what... sex and half w@nk... how do you half w@nk?

oh well... i don;t mean to brag... but being young and beautiful i get sex on average 4 times a week... Glad to know that its all going to a good cause.

You know, applying the rule of three, that becomes 1.33 times a week, and is below average

 

[bjr22n]

quote:Originally posted by Donut King

quote:Originally posted by bjr22n

wow, only 1.5 times a week... thats what... sex and half w@nk... how do you half w@nk?

oh well... i don;t mean to brag... but being young and beautiful i get sex on average 4 times a week... Glad to know that its all going to a good cause.

You know, applying the rule of three, that becomes 1.33 times a week, and is below average

[B)]you got me there... gezz, i forgot all about the rule of 3...

that means i get sex 12 times a week. [] hahaha

 

[Doug]

Geez guys what a subject - can't say i keep count but lets just say that they used to be Sprint rounds, but now I'm on this u beaut medication (for an unrelated prob) it feels like I need a bloody driver change hahahah!!

 

[Donut King]

quote:Originally posted by Doug

Geez guys what a subject - can't say i keep count but lets just say that they used to be Sprint rounds, but now I'm on this u beaut medication (for an unrelated prob) it feels like I need a bloody driver change hahahah!!

just don't do a brocky and do a car swap, probably wouldn't go down very well

 

[Doug]

hehe no way in the world - I will get across the line FIRST every time heheh

 

[Racin Jason]

Being a shift worker severely inhibits my ability to keep UP with the average! But I have four days off starting Sunday and I plan on making up for it then! (Wife doesn't know yet!)

By the way DK I love the way you got going down into the subject, very clever!

bjr, I reckon you need to be quiet! You just reminded me of what I was doing about 15 years ago when I too was "young and beautiful" and had no responsibilities! Yep 15 years and about 30kgs ago.........ahh the memories. Anyway what IS it about school uniforms???????

 

[syco_bich]

where is my friend V8PRINCESS?? when i need her??

 

[TS-50]

Ha ha ha , what a topic,

lets just say this and get it out in the open, Sex : thats what blokes are having when women are "Making Love"

 

[syco_bich]

ewwwwwww making lurveeeeeee woohoo !!

 

[Henry]

quote:Originally posted by Donut King

quote:Originally posted by Doug

Geez guys what a subject - can't say i keep count but lets just say that they used to be Sprint rounds, but now I'm on this u beaut medication (for an unrelated prob) it feels like I need a bloody driver change hahahah!!

just don't do a brocky and do a car swap, probably wouldn't go down very well

Reminds me that what I used to be able to do all night, these days takes me all night to do!

 

[Bigcol]

While on the subject of time.
This particular lady that was on the radio also said that we Aussies are below the world average there as well.
The Highest was in Europe at 17 minutes, the world average was 15 minutes and we were at 13 minutes.
So what's the rush.


And Doug if Sycho gets across the line first she'll be much happier with you

 

[Racin Jason]

My wife usually gets across the line first, second and sometimes third. It usually ends up with a score of 2 or 3 to 1. But I am not complaining!

 

[syco_bich]

Woo Hoo 13.5 minutes, and i won the race!!!

 

[syco_bich]