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  • 1. "Your knowledge and input is always welcome but please respect the team, the drivers and other members. Abuse or harsh criticisms will not be tolerated".

    2. "This forum is designated 'Family Friendly' - (ie. we have young & impressionable readers - even if they're not Members/Posters) - therefore language must be moderated! - (how would YOU feel about YOUR 9 year old reading it?)

    3. "Use of characters (eg. #$*@!) that only 'partially' disguise an intended vulgar/offensive word(s) is unacceptable!
    If you MUST express yourself in such a manner... use ***** and let the reader's imagination 'fill in the blanks'."






    Thank you for your cooperation.
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Henry

New member
gets a weird stretched look to your face, and loses the ability to sleep with your eyes shut.

Inserts candelabra
 
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Nascar12

New member
Gets : Earplugs get sucked into vortex inside Murphs head and never seen again (Although Murphs IQ does increase 1 point).



Insert: The "Thug" Paul Morris
 
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Nascar12

New member
Gets: *(in the voice of Cocheraine/aka Daffy Duck)- 4 mochacinos, 3 cafe lattes, 2 skinnycinos and a round of Cardoney's for the girls.



Insert : Blister on the tongue.
 
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Stone Phoenix

New member
Gets - A Dudd

Inserts - A bold attempt at trying to convince the Golden Casket people that I have the winning Powerball ticket.
 
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